Limericks for Our Time

Because life does not rhyme

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Keir Starmer

There once was a fraud called Keir Starmer
A caucasian type of Obama
Not really forensic
More like influensic
Who turned out to be just a charmer

David Lammy

Our new Foreign rep David Lammy
Whose theatrics should earn him a Grammy
To Israel he flew
Snubbed by Netanyahu
The lesson is: don’t sell your granny

Kamala Harris

Ka[r]mala Harris got hired
After genocide Joe got retired
No policy changed
They just got rearranged
To be POTUS no brain cells required

Donald Trump

Donald Trump, well now where do you start
He’s no pin up and no work of art
Us English aren’t bitter
We just giggle and titter
’Cause in England a trump is a fart

Benjamin Netanyahu